Erikk says:
if i told you an amazing orgasm inducing (women get orgasms from good flavours) drink would you walk over now and get one?
*megan* says:
i would if i coudl but ih ave katie and moms in bed so icant tell her to watch her
but i would as soon as i wake up
Erikk says:
French Vanilla with an Apple Cinnamon Teabag
wait
*megan* says:
mmmm
teabag
Erikk says:
text ur man to bring you one
*megan* says:
LMFAO
Erikk says:
HAHAHAHA
*megan* says:
omg i make me laugh
im almost crying
woooah easy drunky
now im responding to myself
does your google work?
mine says invalid request
Erikk says:
ahahah
*megan* says:
god is broken!
Erikk says:
“does your google work”
*megan* says:
LOL
Erikk says:
imagine travelling back to 1923 and asking someone that?
and yes
yes it does
*megan* says:
id invent google if i went back that far
even tho i dontk ow how internet works
it mkes me mad thinkign about it
or computers
tvs
phones
fack
id call google megatron though
and rename myself meganator
and breate the baconator
and everything that ends with anator
and atron
Erikk says:
or tron
*megan* says:
yes
megatron
Erikk says:
oh look a fagtron and his fagtronic handbag
*megan* says:
wait is that anthing
wait
i alreayd said id name googl that
fack im dense
LMFAO
i thought you said handlebag
and i laughed so hard
then i re-read
still funny though
Erikk says:
handlebag?
*megan* says:
yeah
is that not funny?
i thought it was
liek a purse
it has handles
i dont know
it sounds dumb now that i explain it
yet im still laughing
Erikk says:
hahahahahahahahah
lol im laughing at my teabag flopping around smacking me in the lips
*megan* says:
LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i cant drink tea with the bag in once it gets to teh end
cause hte teabag flaps me in the mouth
and its familiar
and amusing
and for the same reason - i have a very hard time fucking men with huge balls
Erikk says:
lol
*megan* says:
doggy style in particular
cause their bag hits me
at an alarming rate
and makes a whap sound
that sends me into a fury of laughter
“at an alarming rate” now im picturing it
as if it was hitting me liek a brick
WHAP!
it makes that noise though
the alarmingly fast noise
im”whap”ing out loud
and flicking my wrist
in a slapping the ass during doggy style manor
pretending its balls
whapping my
whatever they whap
ooooooouuuuuccccch
theres a burn on my finger
i forgot t happened
util i stopped masturbating
then i took my finger out of my vagina
and WHAP
the pain hit me liek a shit brick house
“pssst.. moron.. you have a severe burn on that finger”
IM SO FUCKING DUMB
im moving left o right in my chair
like swinigng side to side
i donno what word ud use for that
TURNING
anyways
every time i went right i heard this noise
that soudned a lot like ahungry stomach
and im hungry
so i was like
wtf
every time i go right, my stomasch growls
what impecable timing
theni realized it was actually the chair making that noise
