A blog featuring some of the Hilarious texts, wall posts, msn messages and drunk phone calls I recieve from the one and only, Megan

30th December 2010

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!!! POST # 100!!! WAY TO GO MEGAN!!!!

katie today

“Hey mom.. youk now what P is for?”

“What?”

“P is for PECKER!!!!”

after much dying on the floor in laughter, i found out she was talking about a WOODpecker.. as in the bird

“The pecker that pecks at wood like this..” *starts bobbing her head like shes giving a blowjob* “Peckers that pecker at the trees with their pecker noses. Pecker Pecker” *more head bobbing*

I fucking diiiieeeed

the mroe she said pecker the more i laughed, the more i laughed the more she enjoyed it and kept saying pecker