you want to hear a really funny story my friend told me christmas eve, about me, that i had no idea about until he told me
and it happened in the summer
we go out drinking, he pays - cause he always does when i go out - and then i get tipsy. we go to his boss’ party and i spend most of hte time playing wii with the kids there, drinking wine, getting obliterated. go figure.
we decide to go to his place (said friend)
i decide we should fuck, already knowing we were going to cause we were groping before we even lefth te party
well okay, i was rubbing on his pants
cause he grabbed my ass
anyways
i decide to get nakedi n the truck on the way there to save time
were out of town, dont even leave the town were in and im already naked
so were driving back to town
cop sees me naked and shuffling all over the front seat of his truck
my side, his side, the middle
all over
one of those seats - whatever theyre called
anyways, cops coming towards us, so he pulls a U and turns around
assuming im ass naked
which i am, but i put my pants back on before he got to the window to really know
so im hanging out
literally
titties are out
laughing
smoking
acting like shits all gravy
he comments on my being topless
i comment on how its now legal
he gives a hesitant touche but you should be more respectful of yourself speech
because my top is off, doesnt notice that my seatbelt is too
or just didnt care to say anything
so - double win for me
so we get to buddys house fnially - i run out of his truck naked
not even shoes on
naked
cause i got naked again when the cop left i guess
leavge my clothes IN the truck
and run towards his house
we get tot he door, hes stumbling with the keys so he makes me wear his coat
so his neighbours dont see im naked
we get in
i dance for him a bit
blow him
fuck him
blow him some more
tell him i need to pee and get up before hes done
i pee
with the door wide open - so he has full view of me on the pisser
me acting like its nothing
come back, tell him i definitely need to get back to the bar cause i have people waiting
so, he chases me otuside and covers me with his coat again
so the neighbours dont see
since my clothes are still in the truck
and i dont get dressed again until hes parked right out front of hte bar im going to (the one we started in, go figure)
talk about hilarious and i wish i remember
i remembered running naked back to his truck after the slam session
but i wasnt sure if i wasn aked or not
and i remembere he cop commenting on my tatas
but thats all
i kind of assumed it was one of those moments id wanted to be naked, but just ddnt bother doing it
boy was i wrong all this time
my life rocks
and by summer i meant spring
and by spring i mean it was still effin cold at night
and there was snow on the ground
not lots
like
the odd patch of ice i guess
what a scene
im so awesome
