A blog featuring some of the Hilarious texts, wall posts, msn messages and drunk phone calls I recieve from the one and only, Megan

30th December 2010

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im a girl

i get free drin offers all over hte place

its hard neough to say no to booze im paying for

but FREE

never

i could be vomiting and still take a free shot

cause its free

every time i say im gonna go out n not get loaded

cuz im broke

i end up 100x mroe drunk than i do night i pay for it

Erikk says:

ahaha thats why you say NO

*megan* says:

this is me we are talking about

if its at a bar or a club, and its offered, i take. even if i just threw up. even if i just recieved a concussion from fighting someone because im drunk and beligerant. even if im so drunk i just blew someone in the bathroom who i despise.

if its free, you always tkae

worst case i threw it up, and i didnt fkn waste a cent on it so i dont feel bad throwing it up

my logic is skewed

i dont know when too much is too much

because by then ive blacked out

im only a good judgement drinker when im at a house or a restaurant

lol

or outside

something about the loud music and dancing and all the slutty girls i want to punch out and theĀ ******* who grab my ass - really makes me get out of hand