A blog featuring some of the Hilarious texts, wall posts, msn messages and drunk phone calls I recieve from the one and only, Megan

17th November 2010

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hey…

you know how boys always want to know if girls get horny when putting in tampons?

well, I don’t know if thats true if they do wonder that. but cosmo told me they wonder that. I’ve never been asked

anyways. they always say no they dont. as if they’re offended.

I actually DO get horny putting it in. and taking it out. sometimes just knowing it’s in there.

do I have a problem?

I mean, in theory, I am walking around with a mini dildo like product shoved into my vagine

so

I SHOULD be turned on, right?

like, if I’m about to have sex, and the guy puts it in but then doesnt move it for a moment - say were outside and he puts it in, then looks around to see if anyone is there

I’m still fucking turned on, even though he isn’t moving

it’s kind of like the same thing, n’est pas?