Megan: Sooo, This one time..
Me: At band camp?
Megan: No. In a car. In a parking lot. With a girl.
she was a girly girl (I don’t do butch women)
she took off my top I had a strapless bra on,
and she asked me
“WHAT KIND OF BRA IS THAT!?!”
in PURE confusion
I’ve NEVER seen anyone so confused
and we all know how confused i get
WHAAAAT
you’re a girl, even as a butch one, youd know wtf a strapless bra is
everybody old enough to know what a bra is, knows what a strapless one is
what fkn rock have u been under?
lol
well, there’s more
I took it offf
and ya know
she ate me out
then I said I had to go
and I went to the bar
and had real sex
with a man
I didnt eat her out even
I didnt even take any of her clothes off
I won all the way around
had a good laugh, and got eaten
and then got laid by someone better
It just made me laugh how didnt she know
