you neeeeed to hear about this dream I had
it tops my list of fucked up!
So, I was at some really weird warehouse, it looked like a building where trapeeze artists may practice
Why, I dont know.. btu I was there.. with this kid who I was pretty convinced
A. Had aids
B. Had some other terminal disease
C. Was slightly mentally retarded
Why I wasnt scared of him, I don’t know
But we were just chillin out, relaxing all cool - fresh prince style - each sitting on a trapeeze. Ha!
And then I took a second glance, and he turned into one of {certain ex boyfriend}’s best friends
Who looks like a healthier, better looking version, of this handy kid I was originally with
It’s an eery resemblance actually
Anyways
After some trapeeze-ing and doing all sorts of fancy backflips and stuff - (I think we were training) for the circus - we somehow started making out
And there was a shower in the facility, so we exercised our right to cleanliness, and saved water by showering together
Well, much like in real life, I no longer have any idea when my period is due - and started seeing blood in the shower
So I got kind of excited that I wasnt pregnant
But told him we should stop showering together
And then, as I was washing my vagina to get out of the shower - I realised it wasn’t my vagina bleeding
But there was blood EVERYWHERE
it turned into a huge horror scene and I was actually creeped the fuck out
all of a sudden I had clothes on
And my clothes were soaked in blood and water
and so were his
And it started staining the bathtub so the water wasnt rinsing it off
and pooling at our feet
I think you get the hint, it was fucking everywhere
So I’m like what the balls!? Im out, I got out
Then he started holding his penis all funny and not letting me see
Whch sounds funnier now, but in the dream I was totally freaked
And then he ran out of the shower like a little girl and started crying and wouldn’t talk to me and tell me what’s up
I forget what he said, but he totally knew what was up and why all of that big mess just happened and he was embarassed
So I’m being all buddy buddy and playing it cool
“It’s okay, things happen - I dont look at you any differently”
And then he turns into the handy kid again
While we’re mid hug
And his arms are SOOO small
I’m pretty sure the bones in Katies wrists are bigger than his upper arm was
And he had all these really weird skin growths
And lesions?
You know, open wounds and such
And oooh man
He was so much worse than the original handy
I remember being terrified
And then I woke up
NOW is the time I need a real dream analyst.. cause that’s not shit you can Google
ME: You just have a fetish for kids with terminal diseases. Add that to your list of pig roasting and drinking multiple mens juices from a cup.
