A blog featuring some of the Hilarious texts, wall posts, msn messages and drunk phone calls I recieve from the one and only, Megan

2nd November 2010

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these fruit flies are fucking crafty they’re hard to catch..

It’s like they know I’m horny and miss my boyfriends dick

so theyre eating my hand to tease me

“this is all the eating ur going to get”

I’m scared to take my pants off to masturbate

in case a fruit fly flies into my vagina.

I mean, it’s not like I’m gonan die if it does

but gross…

they keep flying onto my hand when I take it out

so

they obviously like whats going on down there