December 2010
12 posts
Erikk says:
if i told you an amazing orgasm inducing (women get orgasms from good flavours) drink would you walk over now and get one?
*megan* says:
i would if i coudl but ih ave katie and moms in bed so icant tell her to watch her
but i would as soon as i wake up
Erikk says:
French Vanilla with an Apple Cinnamon Teabag
wait
*megan* says:
mmmm
teabag
Erikk says:
text ur man to bring...
!!! POST # 100!!! WAY TO GO MEGAN!!!!
katie today
“Hey mom.. youk now what P is for?”
“What?”
“P is for PECKER!!!!”
after much dying on the floor in laughter, i found out she was talking about a WOODpecker.. as in the bird
“The pecker that pecks at wood like this..” *starts bobbing her head like shes giving a blowjob* “Peckers that...
*megan* says:
LOL midgit in jail
Erikk says:
?
*megan* says:
still watching some stupid jail show
about ppl getting arrested
i donno why
its not amusing
except hte midgit who just got arrested
the rest was just all drunk people
Erikk says:
hahahahhaha
yes
*megan* says:
they dont show u them getting arrested, or tell you what happens
its jsut checkign them into jail
wtf
what a...
watching this show about life in jail - its women right now, not sure if it always is never seen it before, but hot dog the last 2 are fkn sexy - prison isnt scary anymore
loves it
you want to hear a really funny story my friend told me christmas eve, about me, that i had no idea about until he told me
and it happened in the summer
we go out drinking, he pays - cause he always does when i go out - and then i get tipsy. we go to his boss’ party and i spend most of hte time playing wii with the kids there, drinking wine, getting obliterated. go figure.
we decide to go...
im a girl
i get free drin offers all over hte place
its hard neough to say no to booze im paying for
but FREE
never
i could be vomiting and still take a free shot
cause its free
every time i say im gonna go out n not get loaded
cuz im broke
i end up 100x mroe drunk than i do night i pay for it
Erikk says:
ahaha thats why you say NO
*megan* says:
this is me we are talking about
if...
I donno what’s worse - getting laid and not remebering, or not getting laid at all
lmao
they both suck
even more so when i know it was like, if i drank 3 less i woulda got laid AND remembered
buuuut im a lush
and i cant stop until i dont know my name
i need a non bar place to drink
Mexican Avalanche: Cum in her face and then shove her down a flight of stairs.
LMAO
wtf
going out to felate my boyfriendo n the porch, brb
{long novel msn spurge from megan follows:}
lolololo my convos are horrrible with everyone
Friend:
I’ve totally raped my facebook today
I think it’s time to go to a bar and the same to a girl’s dignity…hopefully they got drunk on their own…
Me:
i def think you should do that
rape her of her dignity and fuck her in the ass while youre at it
ooh shit
he said...
The ringtone set for Megans texts. Well suited
you know what I love?
how every month I’m concerned I could be pregnant
lmao
it’s nicer now though that i know theres only one option as to with who though…
i dont feel concerned…
but i do feel relief that i get 1 more guarenteed month of drinking, even tho i dont rly drink much. but after every period, it take the first chance i get to have some drinks
lmaolmfao im...
i should have aidsi shouldh ave a bunch of thingsyou know whats fkn crazythis girl i know, who i ahd athreesome with, with this guy i was seeing. she comes to me after liek our third threesome beginnign of this yrand tells me she has herpes. and her bf doesnth avei t. she hadnt cheated on him before us. so shes like - it obv had to come from me or from the guy iwas seeingandi was liek wtfbut i...